restaurant ennui

For the past few days, circumstances have conspired, the planets have aligned, and I've been forced to eat out for either breakfast or lunch. For the past few days, circumstances have conspired, the planets have aligned, and I've gotten the absolute worst service at each of the different restaurants I've eaten at. Almost puts me off eating out. At restaurants. Crabby, inattentive wait staff and kitchen staff who haphazardly throw together meals without regard for even coming close to having the burger land on the bun. Must be a sign of the apocalypse.